Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search For Lost Shirt

Having assembled a crack search-
and-rescue team, Justin Bieber hit the
streets of NYC Tuesday morning to
continue the grueling quest for his
lost shirt.Some say Bieber lost his
shirt in Connecticut this month ...
some say he misplaced it after a
recent concert ... some say it
disappeared last year in Miami ... but
the truth is ... no one really
knows.There are pics that appear to
show the singer wearing shirts in
recent months, but Bieber insists it's
really easy to Photoshop stuff these
days ... so we can't confirm their
authenticity.

Harry Styles: I'm Pretty Sure I'm Not Bisexual

Sorry gentlemen ... Harry Styles
doesn't swing both ways -- at least,
he's "pretty sure" he doesn't. The One
Direction singer was talking with
British GQ, when he was asked about
rumors that he was hooking up with a
dude named Nick Grimshaw -- a big
TV and radio host in the U.K.."We're
not dating, no. We're just friends,"
Styles said. The interviewer pushed
the topic a little harder ... saying, "So
you're not bisexual?"To which Harry
replied, "Bisexual? Me? I don't think
so. I'm pretty sure I'm not."So, it
seems Harry might be straight ... after
all, he did recently date Taylor Swift. ...
not that there's anything wrong with
that.

Taylor Swift vs. Sydney Leathers WHO'D YOU RATHER?

It's a battle of the beltlines!Here's 23
year-old pop sensation and paddle
board amateur Taylor Swift in the
Atlantic Ocean (left) ... and 23-year-old
Weiner sext-pert Sydney Leathers
along the Pacific Ocean (right) -- BOTH
rocking high-waisted bikinis
recently.

Taylor Swift's Grankini It's a Girl Thing ... That Guys HATE

Taylor Swift's new bikini is totes
adorable according to ladies -- while
in the eyes of guys ... it's the ugliest
female-figure-ruining thing since your
grandma hit the beach in the 1930s!
This ... means war.

Justin Bieber: TMZ Superimposed Spitting Pics (TMZ: No We Didn't)

Justin Bieber is accusing TMZ of a
spit-conspiracy ... that they
"superimposed" photos to make it
appear the singer was spitting on fans
last week when he really wasn't.
Here's the problem ... he's speaking
out of his hairless, Canadian ass.
Justin's rep issued a statement about
the incident ... and if your computer
screen starts to smell ... well, you
know."Justin didn't spit on anyone.
No fans were below the balcony. TMZ
superimposed photos of the fans
next to Justin on a completely
different balcony to make it appear
like he was spitting on fans when he
wasn't. In fact, earlier in the day,
Justin bought his fans hot chocolate
and played them some of his new
music. Justin loves his fans."First,
Justin ... there WERE fans below the
balcony. In fact, Justin had posted a
video of the crowds below his hotel
room on his own Instagram page ...
showing him on the same balcony
depicted in the photos.Second, the
photos were shot by a reputable
photo agency and posted on our site
per usual. Also, we're not that good
at photoshop (see: here and here).
Bottom line -- Justin Bieber clearly
thinks you're dumb enough to buy his
lies ... and continue to belieb that he's
some sort of pop angel sent to this
planet to spread the word of
Biebdom to the masses."(TMZ)

Ray J Mocking Kanye ... Again

Reminding the planet that he "hit it
first" wasn't enough ... 'cause Ray J
went after Kanye West again last
night ... and TMZ has the footage. Kim
Kardashian's sex tape partner was
leaving Tru in Hollywood last night
when he started mocking K's airport
meltdown ... which is interesting
considering Ray recently released a
song bragging about banging KK way
before Kanye came into the picture.
Kanye hasn't really acknowledged Ray
J's attempt at a beef yet. Think this
will get his attention?