Kim Kardashian Publicly Humiliated By Construction Workers

One erects buildings, the other
erects ... well, you know ... but it
seems a construction company in
Canada is taking a shot at Kim
Kardashian with a hilarious street
sign, and TMZ has the pic. The Bay
Adelaide Centre in Toronto, Ontario is
currently under construction -- but in
an effort to alleviate public concern,
building honchos posted a sign telling
the locals, "Construction set to finish
faster than a Kim Kardashian
marriage."Ha. We're told the sign was
created by legendary comedy group
Second City ... and is part of an
ongoing series of jokey boards that
will be used until the project is
complete. For the record, the
construction WON'T be completed
fasted than a Kim K marriage -- 'cause
her union with Kris Humphries was
over in 72 days ... and the project
won't end until 2015. Bummer, eh.

Matthew Knowles Beyonce and Solange NO SHOWS for Dad's Wedding

Matthew Knowles got hitched last
Sunday, but TMZ has learned neither
of his daughter ... Beyonce nor
Solange ... was in attendance for the
big day.Knowles tied the knot to Gena
Avery in Houston, TX following a year
and a half engagement.But the newly-
hitched Knowles tells TMZ his famous
kids couldn't make it to the ceremony,
saying, "Unfortunately, Beyonce and
Solange had previous engagements
which made it impossible for them to
attend." Matthew officially divorced
Tina Knowles back in 2011, though
Tina originally filed in 2009.