Jay-Z I'm a CEREAL Killer

Jay-Z has finally revealed a secret he's
been keeping for decades ... HE LOVES
CAPTAIN CRUNCH ... but only with
crunch berries (duh). Jay went on a
tweet-a-thon today ... answering all
sorts of fan questions, when one guy
asked if he had a favorite cereal. Hova
replied, "cap'n crunch growing up. I
haven't had cereal in a bit
#factsonly]" ... adding, "crunch
berries tho."Poor Franken Berry ...
Other things we learned ... Jay thinks
his new album is good, but not his
best work -- in fact, he says "it can
fight for 4th [best album]" behind
Reasonable Doubt, Blue Print Vol.1
and The Black Album.He was also
asked if he still has 99 problems "or
have they all been sorted?" Jay's reply
-- #newrules new problems."When
asked if he owns a Picasso, Jay joked
back ... "no..my birthday is DEC 4
though."Hope his pal Warren Buffet
was paying attention ... he's about the
only guy who can afford that kind of a
gift.

Marion Bartoli Wins Wimbledon 2013, Defeats Sabine Lisicki In Women's Final

One of the
strangest Wimbledons
produced one of its
quirkiest champions
in Marion Bartoli, the
winner of a mistake-
filled final that left the
overwhelmed runner-
up in near tears
during the match.
Bartoli, whose power
game bothered Sabine
Lisicki as much as any
of her notable
eccentricities, won 6-1,
6-4 Saturday to
capture her first Grand
Slam title in her 47th
appearance at a
major.
"I dreamed about this
moment for so long,"
Bartoli said during her
on-court interview.
She addressed Lisicki,
who was shaking and
in tears when she
received the runner-
up trophy.
"I was there in 2007
and I missed it," said
Bartoli, the runner-up
to Venus Williams that
year. "I know how it
feels, Sabine, and I'm
sure you will be there
one more time. I have
no doubt about it."
Indeed, the 15th-
seeded Bartoli played
the part of the
experienced veteran.
After losing serve with
a pair of double-faults
in the first game, she
ticked off 11 of the
next 12.
The 23rd-seeded
Lisicki was trailing
5-1, 40-15 in the
second set, then came
up with a rally from
out of nowhere -
unexpected
considering she was
almost weeping on the
court minutes earlier.
"I was just
overwhelmed by the
whole situation, but
credit to Marion,"
Lisicki said. "She's
been in this situation
before and handled it
well."
Lisicki saved three
match points and then
pulled within 5-4.
But after a tense
changeover, Bartoli
served the match out
at love, dropping to
her knees after hitting
an ace on match
point, then climbing
the wall into the
players box to
celebrate with 2006
Wimbledon champion
Amelie Mauresmo -
the last Frenchwoman
to win a Grand Slam
title - and her friends
and family.
"Maybe a backhand
winner but just not an
ace," Bartoli said
when asked how she
imagined she might
close her first
Wimbledon title. "I've
been practicing my
serve for so long. At
least I saved it for the
best moment."
A memorable day for
her wasn't such a
beauty for tennis. The
players' 39 unforced
errors included 11
double-faults. They
combined for only 36
winners.
This was Bartoli's first
tournament title of
any sort since 2011
and, at 28 years, 9
months, she became
the fifth-oldest first-
time Grand Slam
winner in the Open
era. Before Bartoli,
Jana Novotna had
taken the longest road
to her first Grand Slam
title, winning
Wimbledon in 1998,
her 45th start at a
major.
Wimbledon's newest
champion is awkward
- with a jumping,
twitching, fidgeting
routine before each
point, a service
motion that includes
no bouncing of the
ball and a windup that
begins with crossed
wrists before she
uncoils by arching her
back, stretching her
unbent arm behind
her head, then tossing
the ball. She hits two-
handed groundstrokes
from each side, pumps
her fist after almost
every point.
Whatever it is, it
works. She punished
those groundstrokes,
had no problem with
Lisicki's serve, which
reached as high as 115
mph, and undercut the
notion that only
Serena Williams can
play the power game
in women's tennis.
It was Lisicki who
knocked Williams out
of this tournament in
the fourth round, and
had the big serve and
big groundstrokes to
keep going to her first
career Grand Slam
final.
What an unexpected
final it was.
By the time Lisicki had
ousted Williams, the
Wimbledon draw had
already been shaken
and stirred.
No. 3 Maria Sharapova
lost in the second
round. No. 2 Victoria
Azarenka withdrew
two days after being
injured while slipping
on Court 1 during her
first-round match.
Petra Kvitova, Li Na
and all the other
former Grand Slam
titleholders made their
exits and the final
top-10 seed departed
when Lisicki beat No.
4 Agnieszka
Radwanska in the
semifinals.
And so, Bartoli
became the first
woman to win
Wimbledon without
facing a top-10 seed.
As a result, she'll
move to No. 7 in the
rankings when the
new list comes out
Monday.
Lisicki, meanwhile,
learned a lot in this
one.
Under the bright
sunshine and the glare
of Centre Court, she
lost complete control
of her serve, her game
and her emotions.
After hitting her
second serve into the
bottom of the net
while serving down
3-1 in the second set,
she could be seen
stifling tears as the
pressure of her first
Grand Slam final
caught up with her.
She did the same
during the
changeover, gesturing
at her coaches before
briefly draping a towel
over her head.
Only then did she
gather a bit of
composure, staving
off the three match
points and briefly
making a match of it.
"I still love this
tournament so much,
I still love this court so
much," Lisicki said.
Despite the loss, she'll
make about $1.2
million - not bad for a
player with career
earnings of $2.8
million and three titles
to this point.
Bartoli gets a $2.4
million winner's share
and caps a lifelong
quest.
"Maybe all the candles
I've burned have
helped me," she said.
"It's been my dream
since I was 6 years
old."

Magnificent Murray delivers win a nation had waited for

Andy Murray became the toast of a
nation on Sunday - in truth, probably
for the rest of his life - as he won the
men's title at Wimbledon, ending the
longest, most agonising wait in British
sport in the most emphatic of
fashions.
Eight years on from his encouraging
All-England Club debut as a fresh-
faced 18-year-old, and 77 years
removed from the legendary Fred
Perry's third and final title at the same
venue, Murray defeated nemesis
Novak Djokovic in three brutal sets to
deliver a triumph at SW19 that a
nation had begun to wonder if it
would ever see again.
On a perfect summer's day over
Centre Court, with the great and good
of British society there to cheer the
Scot on, Murray out-fought and out-
thought perhaps his most familiar of
foes on the way to landmark 6-4 7-5
6-4 triumph that will almost certainly
define his career.
"I won this for myself but I
understand how much everyone else
wanted to see a British winner,"
Murray said after the trophy
presentation. "I hope you guys
enjoyed this."
With thousands watching out on
Henman Hill - that monument to
heart-wrenching home
disappointments of years past - and
millions more glued to television sets
in homes, clubs and pubs around the
Isles, the 26-year-old delivered a
victory that perhaps only a World Cup
win for England's football side would
surpass in terms of national
significance.
Clinching victory was not easy - but
nothing so monumental ever is. With
Murray serving at 5-4 in the third set
Djokovic saved three championship
points but, after denying two break
opportunities in the interim, the 26-
year-old fired a blistering forehand
cross-court that Djokovic could only
bury into the net.
Cue nationwide celebrations.
"Slightly different to last year!" Murray,
who lost to Roger Federer in four sets
at the same stage 12 months ago,
joked. "An unbelievably tough match -
I don't know how I managed to come
through it.
"That last game was unbelievable.
That last point, I have no idea what
happened."
In truth the final was not of the
highest quality - high on intensity on
energy, but equally endowed with
unforced errors and uncharacteristic
tactical mistakes - but that will be of
little concern to the history books.
Murray still had to go out there and
win the tournament, and - eventually -
he did.
It was the home favourite (buoyed by
roars that Boris Becker described as
"the biggest I have ever heard" when
he entered the arena) who came out
far and away the brighter - finding
himself with three break points in the
opening game of the match after
Djokovic struggled to find the open
court with his groundstrokes. But the
Serbian found a way to escape that
early hole to hold after some
impressive rallies - setting the stage
for what was to come.
Murray's first game was hardly a
relaxed affair, but compared to
Djokovic he was positively cruising -
the Serbian finding himself forced to
save three further break points in just
his second service game. But the
fourth (Murray's seventh overall)
would be taken, Djokovic burying a
pressured forehand into the net as
the crowd favourite gained the early
advantage.
Not that it would last long - Djokovic
breaking back immediately to restore
parity at 2-2. It was an
uncharacteristically inconsistent start
from both players but, as the next
two games would go with serve, they
seemed to find a rhythm - with the
rallies being extended and the
unforced errors becoming far less
frequent.
That changed at 3-3, however, as a
fine Murray passing shot built on two
Djokovic errors to hand him a further
break point. And the first of them
would be converted; Djokovic netting
a makeable backhand to fall behind
again.
That messy service game would
ultimately prove the difference in the
opening stanza - even after Murray
opened up his next service game with
successive double faults. But he
navigated his way out of that cul-de-
sac to hold for 5-3 - and duly served
to love at the next opportunity as he
claimed first blood.
If the opening set was unfamiliar in its
erratic standard of play - Djokovic had
17 unforced errors in its 59 minutes -
then the second was a return to the
form of the recent grand slam finals
of the pair. No service holds came
easily which, in the near 40-degree
heat on Centre Court, made stamina a
huge factor.
Djokovic edged ahead at 2-1 - again,
capitalising on a few poor Murray
shots with some wicked forehands -
but Murray responded in kind at 2-4;
squandering two break points with
woeful groundstrokes into the net
before the pressure led Djokovic to
double fault on the third break point
of the game.
Parity nearly wasn't formally restored -
Murray saving a break point with an
ace that HawkEye showed only caught
a sliver of the line, before rescuing
another again thanks to a clutch serve
- but the Scot eventually found a way.
Re-energised by that recovery - and
perhaps noticing, like many others on
Centre Court, that Djokovic was not
enjoying complete control of his own
delivery - the US Open champion
drove home his advantage at 5-5,
creating two break points with a
couple of pinpoint passing shots. The
first came and went as a rare rasping
serve from Djokovic left him a simple
put-away but the second was taken,
Djokovic dipping another forehand
into the net to fall behind again.
Murray would subsequently make no
mistake - sealing both a love-service
game and the set with an ace - to give
himself a two-set advantage, just as
he did nine months ago at Flushing
Meadows.
On that occasion Djokovic roared back
with interest to force a decisive fifth
set, a scenario that perhaps finally
turned Murray - who responded so
well to the challenge - into the player
he now is.
Perhaps underlining that growth, the
Brit set about extending his advantage
at the start of the third, breaking once
again as he forced his flustered
opponent into corners he could not
escape from.
A second break was there for the
taking when Djokovic double-faulted
to start his second service game of the
stanza, but the world No. 1 found his
truest form for a few minutes to avoid
falling into a deficit that even he would
not have been able to escape from.
Djokovic has long had a reputation for
finding his best tennis when his back
is most against the wall and so he
showed that battling quality once
again, breaking Murray from nowhere
(after an agonising missed volley) to
clamber back on third set terms.
From almost nowhere, it was Djokovic
with the momentum - as he broke for
a second successive occasion after
another Murray forehand bundled
weakly into the net. But, yet again, he
was unable to capitalise fully - giving
up two break chances in his very next
service game.
The first was saved with a throwback
serve-and-volley combination but the
second was not; Murray moving his
opponent around the court and
ultimately leaving him unable to get a
reaching forehand back in play.
Buoyed by that, and with the
confidence of knowing he had done it
so many times already in the contest,
Murray broke Djokovic again - setting
him up to serve for the match.
If the first two sets had been slightly
lacking in quality, then by now the
standard was as high as any match
that had preceded it in the
tournament. Three exquisite points
created three championship-clinching
chances - but Djokovic found two
utterly ridiculous returns to somehow
force a deuce.
Then came the Serbian's openings -
two break point opportunities
snatched away as Murray dug deep in
two classy rallies. A third rally, sealed
with a scrambling put-away, then
created a fourth shot at history for
Murray.
This would be the one that took, the
one that etched the young man from
Dunblane into a country's proud
sporting history.
A great serve immediately had
Djokovic on the back foot and, after
another probing forehand deep from
Murray, the delicate noise of ball
falling against net from the Serbian's
end sparked the largest roar SW19
has perhaps ever heard.
"You absolutely deserve this win,"
Djokovic told his vanquisher in the
aftermath. "You played incredible
tennis.
The Serbian added: "I am aware of
the pressure he gets, and to pull up a
championship tournament this year is
a great achievement. I gave it my all, it
was an honour to be a part of this
match."

Kim Kardashian Publicly Humiliated By Construction Workers

One erects buildings, the other
erects ... well, you know ... but it
seems a construction company in
Canada is taking a shot at Kim
Kardashian with a hilarious street
sign, and TMZ has the pic. The Bay
Adelaide Centre in Toronto, Ontario is
currently under construction -- but in
an effort to alleviate public concern,
building honchos posted a sign telling
the locals, "Construction set to finish
faster than a Kim Kardashian
marriage."Ha. We're told the sign was
created by legendary comedy group
Second City ... and is part of an
ongoing series of jokey boards that
will be used until the project is
complete. For the record, the
construction WON'T be completed
fasted than a Kim K marriage -- 'cause
her union with Kris Humphries was
over in 72 days ... and the project
won't end until 2015. Bummer, eh.

Matthew Knowles Beyonce and Solange NO SHOWS for Dad's Wedding

Matthew Knowles got hitched last
Sunday, but TMZ has learned neither
of his daughter ... Beyonce nor
Solange ... was in attendance for the
big day.Knowles tied the knot to Gena
Avery in Houston, TX following a year
and a half engagement.But the newly-
hitched Knowles tells TMZ his famous
kids couldn't make it to the ceremony,
saying, "Unfortunately, Beyonce and
Solange had previous engagements
which made it impossible for them to
attend." Matthew officially divorced
Tina Knowles back in 2011, though
Tina originally filed in 2009.

Katy Perry & John Mayer They've Become THAT COUPLE!!!

Katy Perry and John Mayer have gone
from the on-again/off-again pair who
seem to always be in limbo ... to the
couple that posts super cheesy
holiday photos online while wearing
matching outfits.Don't you just HATE
those couples?

Egypt crisis: Interim president to be sworn in after Morsi ousted

The top judge of Egypt's
constitutional court, Adli Mansour,
is to be sworn in as interim leader,
hours after the army ousted
President Mohammed Morsi.
Army chief Gen Abdul Fattah al-Sisi
announced the move in a TV address
on Wednesday evening, in what Mr
Morsi said was a military coup.
Gen Sisi said Mr Morsi, Egypt's first
freely elected leader, had "failed to
meet the demands of the people".
The move comes after days of mass
rallies against the Islamist president.
Protesters accused him and the
Muslim Brotherhood of pursuing an
Islamist agenda for the country and
of failing to tackle Egypt's economic
problems.
The BBC's Kevin Connolly in Cairo
says the president had appeared to
protesters to be economically out of
his depth, and had not given them
the reassurances they wanted that he
could address rampant poverty.
Mr Morsi's opponents celebrated
through the night in Cairo's Tahrir
Square, as the army announced it
had suspended the constitution and
pledged to hold new elections.
But clashes erupted overnight
between Morsi supporters and the
security forces in Cairo and
Alexandria, leaving seven protestors
dead. A further 10 deaths have been
reported in confrontations in other
parts of the country.
Gehad el-Haddad, a spokesman for
Mr Morsi's Muslim Brotherhood, told
the BBC the ousted leader had been
put under house arrest and the
"entire presidential team" was in
detention.
Mr Haddad's father, senior Morsi
aide Essam el-Haddad, and Saad al-
Katatni, head of the Brotherhood's
political wing, are among those held.
The state-run al-Ahram newspaper
reported that arrest warrants had
been issued for 300 leaders and
members of the Muslim
Brotherhood.
US President Barack Obama has said
he is "deeply concerned" by the
latest turn of events and called for a
swift return to civilian rule.
'Do not respond'
The removal of the president
followed four days of mass protests
against Mr Morsi and an ultimatum
issued by the military, which expired
on Wednesday afternoon.
In his televised speech, Gen Sisi said
the armed forces could ignore the
call of the Egyptian masses.
He spoke of a new roadmap for the
future, and said Mr Mansour would
be given the task of "running the
country's affairs during the
transitional period until the election
of a new president".
Mr Mansour, currently chief justice of
the Supreme Constitutional Court, is
scheduled to be sworn in as head of
state at around 10:00 (08:00 GMT).
The army moved quickly after Gen
Sisi's speech, with military vehicles
seen fanning out across the capital.
TV stations belonging to the
Brotherhood went off air and state
news agency Mena said managers at
the movement's Misr25 channel had
been arrested.
A notice on Mr Morsi's Facebook
page condemned the "military
coup".
The statement asked Egyptian citizens
to "abide by the constitution and the
law and not to respond to this
coup".
Mr Morsi, who had pledged his life to
defend constitutional legitimacy,
accused the army of "taking only one
side".
In Tahrir Square thousands of anti-
Morsi protesters celebrated with
fireworks and honking car horns.
One protester, Omar Sherif, told AFP
news agency: "It's a new historical
moment. We got rid of Morsi and the
Muslim Brotherhood."
The BBC's Kevin Connolly in Cairo
says no-one knows what will happen
next. The danger, he says, is that
both sides will try to settle
differences by bringing supporters
on to the streets.
The army has said it will not allow
that to happen but, our
correspondent says, it will not be
easy to stop.
After Gen Sisi's address, both Pope
Tawadros II - the head of the Coptic
Church - and leading opposition
figure Mohammed ElBaradei made
short televised speeches about the
new roadmap for Egypt's future
which they had agreed with the
army.
Mr ElBaradei said the roadmap
aimed for national reconciliation and
represented a fresh start to the
January 2011 revolution.
"This roadmap has been drafted by
honourable people who seek the
interests, first and foremost, of the
country," added Pope Tawadros.
Opposition leader and former Arab
League chief Amr Moussa told AFP
that consultations for a government
and reconciliation "will start from
now".
Discontent
Mr Morsi became Egypt's first Islamist
president on 30 June 2012, after
winning an election considered free
and fair following the 2011 revolution
that toppled Hosni Mubarak.
However his term in office was
marred by constant political unrest
and a sinking economy.
The mass protests at the weekend
that led to the army's intervention
were called by the Tamarod (Rebel)
movement, in response to worsening
social and economic conditions.
But there has been a growing sense
of discontent since last November,
when Mr Morsi issued a controversial
constitutional declaration granting
himself extensive powers.
His moves to entrench Islamic laws
and concentrate power in the hands
of the Muslim Brotherhood also
alienated liberals and secularists